Twenty Something (subtitle: The quarter-life crisis of Jack Lancaster) sees Ian Hollingshead's debut novel tackle the dicklit genre (chicklit for men/dicks).
This book first came to my attention when it was mentioned in a
BBC news article on having won the worst sex scene in fiction award. That should have sent alarm bells ringing.
The dicklit genre is aimed at your average FHM reader, so it's safe to say I wasn't expecting a literary masterpiece or even the "great depth" and "emotionally satisfying" experience that one Amazon reviewer mentioned. However,
Twenty Something has really taken dumbing down to another level.
Essentially it's the story of 25-year-old Jack Lancaster going through what he calls a quarter-life crisis (read: he's dumped his girlfriend and isn't getting any sex). He's a City boy - which is where I instantly lost all sympathy - and leads a life of alcohol, excessive masturbation (yes, Hollingshead touches on masturbation... how risque) and lusting over his female colleague.
As the novel progresses, Jack's sensitivity and insecurities are, I presume, supposed to make the reader warm up to this creature, but it only makes the reader wish he would just die of a masturbation overdose.
The problem with this novel is also that its written in a diary form, which doesn't make sense at all as the amount of detail and conversations are unlikely to feature in anyone's diary. The format also implies extreme laziness on the author's part as he has not had to think about chapters, transitions etc.
The book can be read in four hours max, but compared to Dutch writer Ronald Giphart's books - also readable in a few hours - it really lacks substance. There is no character depth at all and although there are some comic moments, it will not be enough to rescue this pathetic excuse of a book when the toilet paper runs out in my house.
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Phileine zegt sorry, Ronald Giphart
Ik ook van jou, Ronald Giphart