BDB's Mobile London blog

War Child gig in Camden

2007-05-25T08:15:00.001Z

Went to a War Child gig at Koko in Camden. Portia's doing an internship with them, but unfortunately being on the guest list meant I still had to make a £5 donation.

With bands such as These New Puritans, Late of the Pier and Fear of Flying it was one of those nights that "says nothing to me about my life". Koko, on the other hand, was a really stunning venue to which I will be hopefully returning soon.

Dicklit: Twenty Something

2007-05-22T11:56:00.000Z

Twenty Something (subtitle: The quarter-life crisis of Jack Lancaster) sees Ian Hollingshead's debut novel tackle the dicklit genre (chicklit for men/dicks).

This book first came to my attention when it was mentioned in a BBC news article on having won the worst sex scene in fiction award. That should have sent alarm bells ringing.

The dicklit genre is aimed at your average FHM reader, so it's safe to say I wasn't expecting a literary masterpiece or even the "great depth" and "emotionally satisfying" experience that one Amazon reviewer mentioned. However, Twenty Something has really taken dumbing down to another level.

Essentially it's the story of 25-year-old Jack Lancaster going through what he calls a quarter-life crisis (read: he's dumped his girlfriend and isn't getting any sex). He's a City boy - which is where I instantly lost all sympathy - and leads a life of alcohol, excessive masturbation (yes, Hollingshead touches on masturbation... how risque) and lusting over his female colleague.

As the novel progresses, Jack's sensitivity and insecurities are, I presume, supposed to make the reader warm up to this creature, but it only makes the reader wish he would just die of a masturbation overdose.

The problem with this novel is also that its written in a diary form, which doesn't make sense at all as the amount of detail and conversations are unlikely to feature in anyone's diary. The format also implies extreme laziness on the author's part as he has not had to think about chapters, transitions etc.

The book can be read in four hours max, but compared to Dutch writer Ronald Giphart's books - also readable in a few hours - it really lacks substance. There is no character depth at all and although there are some comic moments, it will not be enough to rescue this pathetic excuse of a book when the toilet paper runs out in my house.

Like this, try:

Phileine zegt sorry, Ronald Giphart
Ik ook van jou, Ronald Giphart

Quiz

2007-05-19T17:32:00.001Z

What album?

Fiesta: It's like oh my god!

2007-05-08T19:32:00.001Z

Fiesta: The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

It's about some rich Americans who hang out in Paris and think it's all so cool because they're allowed to drink and they can't in the US because of the prohibition. They're so bored it's the only thing they do, until someone decides it's a cool idea to go to Pamplona.

So then they get there and they drink more wine and do some fishing and then it's that bull fiesta thing where more wine is drunk and then they watch a couple of bull fights and oh what great fun that is.

The main character, who we are supposed to sympathise with but who is so unappealing that even the bull's testes have more character, thinks he's like really cool coz he speaks Spanish and the locals take him seriously (or so he thinks). He has a crush on some rich British girl who can't go out with him anyway because he's too ordinary ... well boohoo. She ends up screwing the slightly gay bullfighter anyway. There's also a Jew in it.

In the end, when the reader has realised that nothing has happened, there is no other conclusion to draw then that these useless people are the 1920s equivalent of the too-loud American tourists blocking my way on the escalator at Kings Cross this morning.

Arsenal

2007-03-23T15:47:00.001Z

Piccadilly line

2007-03-17T23:56:00.001Z

The train to Ruislip

Hampstead Heath

2007-03-04T13:34:00.000Z

I always thought the area around Hampstead Heath was supposed to be upmarket, but this burnt out car reminded me more of a Parisian banlieue..

Highgate Cemetary

2007-03-04T13:33:00.000Z

A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

The bottom end of Highgate cemetary. I don't suppose Karl Marx is buried down this end.

Collapsed man

2007-03-04T13:32:00.000Z

Man collapses in front of the pub opposite where I work. We had to step over him for a post-work drink.

The Towers of London

2007-02-25T14:40:00.001Z

Not a single hint of irony...

Some people...

2007-02-18T12:44:00.000Z

are only alive because its illegal to shoot them. At the Royal Academy of Art.

Bar Polski

2007-02-17T20:36:00.000Z

Polish bar behind Holborn tube

Sim and Portia

2007-02-16T21:07:00.000Z

The Gherkin

2007-02-13T13:51:00.000Z

The Swiss Re building, otherwise known as the Gherkin, was sold last week to a German real estate agent for £600 million.

Moment in pop culture: the building featured in Woody Allen's Matchpoint, starring Scarlett Johansson. A story of love, compromise, fidelity and utter predictability, I'd certainly recommend it as a film your special Valentine's date will thoroughly enjoy.

Brick Lane

2007-02-09T08:52:00.000Z

Had a curry with my colleagues at the 'culinary' hotspot of Brick Lane. It was quite good actually, before you even enter the street restaurants try to win your business by offering you a good deal. We got offered free Shilpa's (popadums), 25% discount and no service charge. A great money saver was also the BYO (bring your own) concept which meant you got your beers at the local Tesco and took them in.

The only thing that left a little to be desired for was the toilet at the restaurant. The film Trainspotting comes to mind - it was raining inside the toilets and buckets were lined up to catch the dripping water.

Snow

2007-02-08T08:33:00.000Z

Snow in London, no snow in the City though- just a wet mess.

Donny Tourette

2007-02-07T22:21:00.000Z

Donny Tourette on Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Boy what a twat, he's been on big brother for all of 2 seconds and now he's in all the free London papers despite the fact that nobody's ever heard a song from his band- the Towers of London. Oh, and his real name isnt Donny Tourette...

Artist's impression

2007-02-05T19:39:00.000Z

And now I can stop obsessing about that damn painting.

A pile of...

2007-02-04T17:47:00.000Z

Arsenal's Emirates stadium...

The real deal

2007-02-04T15:27:00.000Z

David Hockney's Bigger Splash at the Tate Britain - 5 seconds before I got told off for taking a picture.

King's Cross St. Pancras

2007-01-31T22:06:00.000Z

King's Cross St Pancras station at dusk.

Barbican

2007-01-31T21:58:00.000Z

Ugly Barbican buildings outside my office.

David Hockney

2007-01-29T20:46:00.000Z

My new hobby: painting! Although after this is done I wont expect to be painting much more- too much hassle.

Tony and his mobile

2007-01-28T22:43:00.000Z

Picture of Tony Blair at the temporary Banksy gallery in Oxford Street. Banksy prints were up for sale there, but they were out in a matter of minutes. Dec 1 2006

Banksy near Chalk Farm tube

2007-01-28T22:34:00.000Z

Monica and Portia pose in front of one of Banksy's more well-known works close to the Chalk Farm tube station. Mid november 2006

N.B. As I hardly have any time/energy to blog anymore I have decided to keep up a 'mobile' blog with snapshots of life in London. (it will also allow me to use up some of the free 30mb of transfers my phone contract offers me each month!)